If you're contacting us about new business, it will be helpful to include as many details, goals, dates, and budgetary considerations as possible. Thanks!
Ahem... Your name would be helpful.
No email address? Really? You're better than that.
That doesn't seem to be a valid email address.
Can you give us a company name? We like to do our research before getting back to folks.
You didn't enter a phone number. We generally email first, but we like to have all the contact information we can get.
You didn't write a message. We're confused. Isn't the point of this form to send a message?
Um. Sorry. We're having trouble sending the message right now. Try using your email app and firstname.lastname@example.org.
Awesome. Got it. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.